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[doubledollar]

Hey, yo! You reached uh, me! You should know who this is, right?
Anyway, you must'a caught me at a bad time, so, uh. Leave a message! I'll get back to you soon as I can. Love and Peace!

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[droptheious]

Exactly!! That's what I tell him all the time but he never believes me. I think he'd just rather solve all his problems with violence, which while impressive, can't fix everything, y'know?

[Which is a hilarious statement to make when he's literally shooting at a person. But there you go. Life's funny like that sometimes.

Varian is honestly amazed at how easily Vash dodged the literal bullet. He was PRETTY damn sure that would have hit the man dead on- he's not exactly a small target after all. He managed to dodge it anyway- Varian was expecting some wild dive out of the way, maybe a cool cartwheel!!! But nope. he just moved. Inches. And didn't get hit. ]

...That is so cool. You barely moved!!!

tristamp icon bc i have so few appropriate trimax gun emotes

[doubledollar]

[ claiming your partner solves everything with violence is hilarious given what theyre doing but vash might ALSO cut wolfwood a GLANCE as if accusingly, as if the man can hear them from where he is over in the house. ]

Yeah, tell me about it. [ varian isnt the only one with a close buddy like that.

but that's neither here nor there because he's feeling giddy. He didn't doubt himself for a second, of course, but there's always a bit of a bounce to the serotonin levels when he startles someone for the first time with this... odd skill of his. ]

Can't waste movements, what if there's five other guys shooting at me? I could probably do some cool flips or somethin' if I'm sure I ain't got three guns trained at me, but.

[ he grins. raising his own gun. ]

Five shots left.

sneaks in real quick

[asipofbride]

[ when Vash oh so 'subtly' looks at Wolfwood, he flips him the bird, smirking as Varian takes a shot and whiffs--he doesn't look like he expected much else. Fritter has been shifted into his lap, and conspicuously, Wolfwood's hands are cupped around his lil'... head? As if to spare his little worm ears.

does he have ears? ]

You want me to give you somethin' to twirl about, Blondie?

[ and here, he taps his foot against the uh... big-ass, cloth wrapped cross leaning on the side of the house. ]

[droptheious]

OH, you get that too, huh?

[He casts a knowing look at the house- he gets you! Sometimes, sometimes you just love someone who likes to deal with their problems by punching them. It happens!]

I guess that makes sense- you can't really predict where all those bullets are gonna land.

[He glances over at Wolfwood and that...what the holy hell is that?]

...Is that a cross?

[doubledollar]

Sure do. It's a full-time job, isn't it.

[ talking about the priest like he's not even here. he's hanging out with his new buddy varian, okay, wolfwood, let him be cool! god. ]

You are NOT shooting that thing in the garden. Quit it.

[ he's gonna shake his new arm at him, as if to scold him, before looking at varian with a bit of a sheepish laugh. ]

I'm great at dodging, but it definitely gets a little complicated when it's more than one at a time.

...

And yeah, it's a cross. But it's not actually a cross. It's his bug stupid gun.

[asipofbride]

I didn't say I was gonna shoot it in the garden, I said I was gonna shoot it at you.

[ he takes another drag off his cigarette, looking terribly smug for someone who's not currently getting the Vash the Wiggleworm treatment, smirking as Varian comes into mental contact with Cross Punisher. ]

It's a cross and a gun. It's real full of mercy. I'd offer to let you try it out, but...

[ he gives Varian a once over, pity almost in his gaze for a moment. ]

You would probably get squashed trying to pick it up. No offense.