Hey, yo! You reached uh, me! You should know who this is, right? Anyway, you must'a caught me at a bad time, so, uh. Leave a message! I'll get back to you soon as I can. Love and Peace!
[ when Vash oh so 'subtly' looks at Wolfwood, he flips him the bird, smirking as Varian takes a shot and whiffs--he doesn't look like he expected much else. Fritter has been shifted into his lap, and conspicuously, Wolfwood's hands are cupped around his lil'... head? As if to spare his little worm ears.
does he have ears? ]
You want me to give you somethin' to twirl about, Blondie?
[ and here, he taps his foot against the uh... big-ass, cloth wrapped cross leaning on the side of the house. ]
[He casts a knowing look at the house- he gets you! Sometimes, sometimes you just love someone who likes to deal with their problems by punching them. It happens!]
I guess that makes sense- you can't really predict where all those bullets are gonna land.
[He glances over at Wolfwood and that...what the holy hell is that?]
I didn't say I was gonna shoot it in the garden, I said I was gonna shoot it at you.
[ he takes another drag off his cigarette, looking terribly smug for someone who's not currently getting the Vash the Wiggleworm treatment, smirking as Varian comes into mental contact with Cross Punisher. ]
It's a cross and a gun. It's real full of mercy. I'd offer to let you try it out, but...
[ he gives Varian a once over, pity almost in his gaze for a moment. ]
You would probably get squashed trying to pick it up. No offense.
sneaks in real quick
does he have ears? ]
You want me to give you somethin' to twirl about, Blondie?
[ and here, he taps his foot against the uh... big-ass, cloth wrapped cross leaning on the side of the house. ]
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[He casts a knowing look at the house- he gets you! Sometimes, sometimes you just love someone who likes to deal with their problems by punching them. It happens!]
I guess that makes sense- you can't really predict where all those bullets are gonna land.
[He glances over at Wolfwood and that...what the holy hell is that?]
...Is that a cross?
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[ talking about the priest like he's not even here. he's hanging out with his new buddy varian, okay, wolfwood, let him be cool! god. ]
You are NOT shooting that thing in the garden. Quit it.
[ he's gonna shake his new arm at him, as if to scold him, before looking at varian with a bit of a sheepish laugh. ]
I'm great at dodging, but it definitely gets a little complicated when it's more than one at a time.
...
And yeah, it's a cross. But it's not actually a cross. It's his bug stupid gun.
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[ he takes another drag off his cigarette, looking terribly smug for someone who's not currently getting the Vash the Wiggleworm treatment, smirking as Varian comes into mental contact with Cross Punisher. ]
It's a cross and a gun. It's real full of mercy. I'd offer to let you try it out, but...
[ he gives Varian a once over, pity almost in his gaze for a moment. ]
You would probably get squashed trying to pick it up. No offense.