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[doubledollar]

Hey, yo! You reached uh, me! You should know who this is, right?
Anyway, you must'a caught me at a bad time, so, uh. Leave a message! I'll get back to you soon as I can. Love and Peace!

username: STAMPEDE

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[doubledollar]

Sure do. It's a full-time job, isn't it.

[ talking about the priest like he's not even here. he's hanging out with his new buddy varian, okay, wolfwood, let him be cool! god. ]

You are NOT shooting that thing in the garden. Quit it.

[ he's gonna shake his new arm at him, as if to scold him, before looking at varian with a bit of a sheepish laugh. ]

I'm great at dodging, but it definitely gets a little complicated when it's more than one at a time.

...

And yeah, it's a cross. But it's not actually a cross. It's his bug stupid gun.

[asipofbride]

I didn't say I was gonna shoot it in the garden, I said I was gonna shoot it at you.

[ he takes another drag off his cigarette, looking terribly smug for someone who's not currently getting the Vash the Wiggleworm treatment, smirking as Varian comes into mental contact with Cross Punisher. ]

It's a cross and a gun. It's real full of mercy. I'd offer to let you try it out, but...

[ he gives Varian a once over, pity almost in his gaze for a moment. ]

You would probably get squashed trying to pick it up. No offense.