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[doubledollar]

Hey, yo! You reached uh, me! You should know who this is, right?
Anyway, you must'a caught me at a bad time, so, uh. Leave a message! I'll get back to you soon as I can. Love and Peace!

username: STAMPEDE

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[ornamentals]

[after seeing this post:]

you need to check in on your pet, vash
it seems like he's having some trouble.

[doubledollar]

[ wait hold on wait hold on there's too much happening at once here he needs to address one at a time-- ]

did
did you just call wolfwood my pet!?

[ornamentals]

you're focusing on the wrong thing here.

[doubledollar]

I absolutely am not! people aren't pets!!! augh
ok
ok im gonna talk to him
maybe he just got... cursed....

[ornamentals]

take a picture
i want to see what he looks like.

[doubledollar]

[ he wont answer for a while
kni might hear vash's wings making a quick take-off, if he's still in the garden--

but.

Within an hour.

...................Kni will get a photo of a seal on his phone.

A seal with Cat ears. ]

[ornamentals]

[yESSSSS

oh he's saving this.

it's a shame the voice isn't on because he is laughing so hard.]

seal
he's a seal
ha ha ha

[doubledollar]

he...

he's a seal....

like his popplio....

im uhm
sure it's not permanent....

[ornamentals]

you should put the sunglasses back on his face.

[doubledollar]

....i want to
so bad
but
kni
kni look
he's got
seal spots over his face
that look
like sunglasses

[ornamentals]

heh
this is perfect
he looks perfect
i hope he stays like this

wait how did this happen?
or is he still screaming

[doubledollar]

i certainly hope he DOESN'T stay like this, that is a terrible thing to suggest
kni how would you feel if you got stuck as an animal and couldn't enjoy the things you enjoy rn
like playing piano or reading

also idk he says he got cursed by some weird fish creature...

[ornamentals]

we could put him in the bathtub.
or the river.

[ugh vash you are no fun.]

i'm only joking.
obviously he won't stay like this,
everyone here is too helpful to let him stay a seal.

cursed?

[doubledollar]

He wont fit in the tub
...river, maybe

and youre right
im sure ill get there nd there'll be others there already helping him...

um
also yeah, curses can happen here, like...
wolfwood has cat ears that show up sometimes, have you ever noticed? it's a curse

some last a while, like wolfwood's ears.
ive had a few curses before too. like one time, my hair turned into a bunch of fuzzy cloth worms...

[ornamentals]

he's that big?
i see.

oh, like when you spoke like a pirate?
or when all the animals hated you?

[doubledollar]

.............................................


hate that you remember the two that were the worst!!!!

yes, those....!!!

[ornamentals]

heh heh heh

[doubledollar]

dont u

hehehheh me

yoou little

[ornamentals]

or what?
i thought you liked seeing me happy.
is that not true anymore, vash?


:(

[doubledollar]

H, hey!!!

Hey that's so manipulative--I didn't say anything like that!
don't put words in my mouth!

[ornamentals]

you implied it...
i understand the message perfectly, vash.
no more laughing or smiling from me ever again.

[doubledollar]

THAT WASNT THE MESSAGE AT ALL DONT READ BETWEEN LINES THAT ARENT THERE
KNI
COME ON ):

[ornamentals]

i will accept your apology in the form of more pictures of wolfwood as a seal.

[doubledollar]

i mean sure i could take more, but hes really stressed out rn you know?
sure he's cute but
like
he's not happy about it
im gonna bring him home soon, so...

[ornamentals]

does he think it's permanent?

oh well.
i'll go outside when you come back with him.

[his presence is an accidental gas leak on an already out of control fire.]