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[doubledollar]

Hey, yo! You reached uh, me! You should know who this is, right?
Anyway, you must'a caught me at a bad time, so, uh. Leave a message! I'll get back to you soon as I can. Love and Peace!

username: STAMPEDE

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Comments

[ornamentals]

you should put the sunglasses back on his face.

[doubledollar]

....i want to
so bad
but
kni
kni look
he's got
seal spots over his face
that look
like sunglasses

[ornamentals]

heh
this is perfect
he looks perfect
i hope he stays like this

wait how did this happen?
or is he still screaming

[doubledollar]

i certainly hope he DOESN'T stay like this, that is a terrible thing to suggest
kni how would you feel if you got stuck as an animal and couldn't enjoy the things you enjoy rn
like playing piano or reading

also idk he says he got cursed by some weird fish creature...

[ornamentals]

we could put him in the bathtub.
or the river.

[ugh vash you are no fun.]

i'm only joking.
obviously he won't stay like this,
everyone here is too helpful to let him stay a seal.

cursed?

[doubledollar]

He wont fit in the tub
...river, maybe

and youre right
im sure ill get there nd there'll be others there already helping him...

um
also yeah, curses can happen here, like...
wolfwood has cat ears that show up sometimes, have you ever noticed? it's a curse

some last a while, like wolfwood's ears.
ive had a few curses before too. like one time, my hair turned into a bunch of fuzzy cloth worms...

[ornamentals]

he's that big?
i see.

oh, like when you spoke like a pirate?
or when all the animals hated you?

[doubledollar]

.............................................


hate that you remember the two that were the worst!!!!

yes, those....!!!

[ornamentals]

heh heh heh

[doubledollar]

dont u

hehehheh me

yoou little

[ornamentals]

or what?
i thought you liked seeing me happy.
is that not true anymore, vash?


:(

[doubledollar]

H, hey!!!

Hey that's so manipulative--I didn't say anything like that!
don't put words in my mouth!

[ornamentals]

you implied it...
i understand the message perfectly, vash.
no more laughing or smiling from me ever again.

[doubledollar]

THAT WASNT THE MESSAGE AT ALL DONT READ BETWEEN LINES THAT ARENT THERE
KNI
COME ON ):

[ornamentals]

i will accept your apology in the form of more pictures of wolfwood as a seal.

[doubledollar]

i mean sure i could take more, but hes really stressed out rn you know?
sure he's cute but
like
he's not happy about it
im gonna bring him home soon, so...

[ornamentals]

does he think it's permanent?

oh well.
i'll go outside when you come back with him.

[his presence is an accidental gas leak on an already out of control fire.]

[doubledollar]

He's been through a lotta body changes in his life
so even my reassuring that it won't be permanent, he's still not convinced, you know?

[ornamentals]

right.

[that's right.]

i understand.

[doubledollar]

itll be ok

once he realises that being a seal every once and a while isnt a dangerous or terrible thing
maybe he'll be okay with it.

[ornamentals]

is there a way to break the curse completely?

[doubledollar]

I have asked about it before, but
ive been told some go away eventually and others just stick around, without any real known way to 'uncurse' yourself.

[ornamentals]

that's dumb.
this world really has no rules. it's stupid.

[doubledollar]

Its because 'magic' exists.

magic breaks pretty much every rule that science tries to abide by

it drives me crazy

[ornamentals]

that's not good
you're already pretty loose in the head, vash.