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[doubledollar]

Hey, yo! You reached uh, me! You should know who this is, right?
Anyway, you must'a caught me at a bad time, so, uh. Leave a message! I'll get back to you soon as I can. Love and Peace!

username: STAMPEDE

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Comments

[ornamentals]

or what?
i thought you liked seeing me happy.
is that not true anymore, vash?


:(

[doubledollar]

H, hey!!!

Hey that's so manipulative--I didn't say anything like that!
don't put words in my mouth!

[ornamentals]

you implied it...
i understand the message perfectly, vash.
no more laughing or smiling from me ever again.

[doubledollar]

THAT WASNT THE MESSAGE AT ALL DONT READ BETWEEN LINES THAT ARENT THERE
KNI
COME ON ):

[ornamentals]

i will accept your apology in the form of more pictures of wolfwood as a seal.

[doubledollar]

i mean sure i could take more, but hes really stressed out rn you know?
sure he's cute but
like
he's not happy about it
im gonna bring him home soon, so...

[ornamentals]

does he think it's permanent?

oh well.
i'll go outside when you come back with him.

[his presence is an accidental gas leak on an already out of control fire.]

[doubledollar]

He's been through a lotta body changes in his life
so even my reassuring that it won't be permanent, he's still not convinced, you know?

[ornamentals]

right.

[that's right.]

i understand.

[doubledollar]

itll be ok

once he realises that being a seal every once and a while isnt a dangerous or terrible thing
maybe he'll be okay with it.

[ornamentals]

is there a way to break the curse completely?

[doubledollar]

I have asked about it before, but
ive been told some go away eventually and others just stick around, without any real known way to 'uncurse' yourself.

[ornamentals]

that's dumb.
this world really has no rules. it's stupid.

[doubledollar]

Its because 'magic' exists.

magic breaks pretty much every rule that science tries to abide by

it drives me crazy

[ornamentals]

that's not good
you're already pretty loose in the head, vash.

[doubledollar]

hey i am NOT loose in the head!

[ornamentals]

the evidence says otherwise.

[doubledollar]

look my brain might be a bit soupy but my head's on tight just fine

[ornamentals]

i don't really think that's any better.

[doubledollar]

im being bullied here

[ornamentals]

too bad no one will ever believe you.

i'm the nice twin, after all.

[the joke being he is absolutely not the nicer twin.]

[doubledollar]

[ oh yeah? yeah buddy? two can play at this game, Kni. ]

Oh, you are, huh
you're the nice one
yeah, i believe it! absolutely! kni the nicest one on the farm...

has a nice ring to it

that means you'll help me do the vegetable deliveries to all our friends this week, right?

[ornamentals]

[unbelievable.]

or you could ask literally anyone else.

[doubledollar]

aw but
why not the nicest brother in the world instead~?

[ornamentals]

i take it back.