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[8/2][group chat: house](for the cottage crew+guests)

[asipofbride]

[ @ ndwolfwood is adding multiple people to a group message! ]
[ there's a picture attached of a black cat just. passed the fuck out in the laundry. the laundry that belongs to wolfwood. wolfwood's laundry. ]

did one of ya'll bring a creature to the house

[ornamentals]

it looks like a cat.

[doubledollar]

omg it's totally a cat...!

idk how it got here but we can definitely keep it

i swear i recognise it from somewhere...

[asipofbride]

how are yall seeing cat it looks like a lump of mold

[ornamentals]

take off your sunglasses for once and look again

[asipofbride]

my sunglasses are off it still looks li
oshsit it cmoved

[ornamentals]

maybe it's hunting you.

cats are predators, after all.

[asipofbride]

it rolled over it aint hunting shit

im a predator i could eat this cat first

[ornamentals]

you better not

[asipofbride]

i better not what

[ornamentals]

are you a savage? do not eat the cat!

[asipofbride]

i mean according to you i am
so a cat's premium chow right

[ornamentals]

you are if you hurt that cat!
vash said you wouldn't eat meat here
that includes this!

[asipofbride]

food is

[ wait, shit, memory loading
he did agree to not eat meat didn't he
shit ]

you sure cats ain't some kind of plant

[ornamentals]

it's a living creature
and it feels pain



do not eat it.

[asipofbride]

[ well shit
that cuts the joke short ]

right now it feels sleepy and smug
and won't get out of my pants

[ornamentals]

[kni: 1 wolfwood: 0]

maybe it likes your bad smell

[cigarettes...]

[playtag]

Oh. A cat.

I didn't bring them. The only one I brought was 133. [Her Pod.]

[asipofbride]

do you think it like
belongs to the woods
should i put it back

[playtag]

Even if you do, it'll probably come back.
That's what cats do.
They just show up sometimes.

[At least if you're from a series with a background cat.]

[asipofbride]

[ it's her she's the background cat ]

maybe if i take her into the city?
i think it's a her
cats don't really have
gender

[playtag]

Still might be back.
Cats are determined creatures
when they're not feeling lazy.

[This is a Black Cat call out. Not the creature, the dumb ex-assassin.]

You could ask a veterinarian. They can tell a boy and girl cat apart.

[asipofbride]

i could ask a what
are you making up words
i dunno this thing looks lazy
it's only moved its head like
once

[playtag]

Veterinarian. An animal doctor.
I don't need to make up words. There's so many already.
Isn't it asleep?
The cat looks that way
in the photo.